thing to do before you're old and boring No.5: keep a dream diary
Night of 5th january 2007
Setting: my bed
*pig heart lands on my stomach*
pig heart: *says something in italian*
ME: What?
*enter james*
James: its telling you dinners ready
*exit james*
setting:dining room
Mum: theres some eggs in the fridge for you
*i go open the fridge and look at eggs*
me: why are they squishy and unbreakable? what kind of eggs are they
*looks at box lid, it reads"white choclate squish eggs"*
WAKE UP!
